6. Opportunity is knocking again A window of opportunity is right outside your door. Here comes yet another shot, one more chance for you to
jumpstart what's left of your bleak, grainy, black and white docudrama existence: a utilitarian contingency plan meant to ignite you out of the shadows of blue funk mediocrity and into a splash of daylight focused on the newest edition of yourself.
Right there, center stage, the latest re-invention of you, with your cerebral coagulation of half-baked life experiences that, with a little effort, could possibly be organized and edited into a seamless, low-grade masterpiece.
Even though you are much too far-gone to be famous, there's still time to make a minor miracle of yourself.
Opportunity comes a-knock, knock, knocking in the same deliberate cadence as all the other knocks that failed to make you pop the locks and open up and begin again, once again.
This time around you look surprisingly well-equipped. You seem to be good and prepared for a change, sleeping there with your boots on. Gung ho, primed for action and long-suffering, coiled and ready to strike at a moment's notice. You could be a guerilla warrior.
But maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Because the word on the street is that you are a brooding loner, an anti-social recluse, a sad, solitary individual who has been beaten down by a cruel society that refuses to let you anywhere near the borderline of your destiny, so that you find comfort in surrender and curling up and dying.
This is not the code of the guerilla warrior. It sounds like the behavior of a pathetic head case hiding in the dark, restrained by a jambalaya of mental dissonance.
Horoscopically speaking, there is help for you, provided you seize that unannounced golden opportunity, even if it turns out to be just a stainless steel opportunity. You can't be too choosey.
And keep in mind that Neptune is overseeing your career and Jupiter is covering you love life. Whatever that means.
How about just going outside and getting the benefit of some sunshine? Not too much sun, though, or else you'll get arrested by Al Gore for being environmentally incorrect.
If the sky is partly cloudy, stare at the clouds and play Rorschach test. It's usually good, clean fun until every cloud you see starts looking like erogenous zones of the human body. Then again, your public display of perverse enjoyment at gazing at the sky might attract that certain someone who may prove to be the kindred spirit of your dreams. Or it might be a plainclothes cop. Or both.
Whatever it is, your next chance encounter with an interested member of mankind may be the last bit of opportunity that comes knocking at your lackluster station of life.
So, embrace the opportunity and don't be a jackass.
- Bob Balogh, Greater Backfish Journal (Denver: Outskirts Press, 2007) 87-89.